Sue Me letra

Me
Counting both feet, I have ten toes,
They're not lady toes, they're men toes.
And I keep them as momentoes,
For I love them tenderly.
All my hands are full of fingers,
Very good as doorbell ringers.
And the thought of fingers lingers
In my haunted memory.
In the middle is my carcass,
And I always dress my carcass
In the best from Neiman-Marcus.
That's a big store in Big D.
There are other things about me,
Which I'll show you if you doubt me.
Things that would not work without me,
Like my elbow and my knee.
On my face, two eyebrows,
They're not your brows, they're my brows.
Behind those eyebrows,
That's where you'll find me

Allan Sherman - Letras

• Al N Yetta
• Americas A Nice Italian Name
• An Average Song
• Automation
• Barry Is The Babys Name
• Beautiful Teamsters
• Camp Granada
• Chim Chim Cheree
• Crazy Downtown
• Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
• Good Advice
• Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
• Hail To Thee Fat Person
• Harvey And Sheila
• Headaches
• Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
• Here's To The Crabgrass
• Holiday For States
• Hungarian Goulash No 5
• I Can't Dance
• If I Were A Tishman
• It's A Most Unusual Play
• J. C. Cohen
• Little Butterball
• Lotsa Luck
• Me
• Mexican Hat Dance
• My Aunt Minnie
• No One's Perfect
• One Hippopotami
• Pills
• Plan Ahead
• Pop Hates The Beatles
• Shine On, Harvey Bloom
• Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
• Signs
• Spanish Flea
• Strange Things In My Soup
• Sue Me
• That Old Back Scratcher
• The Bronx Bird Watcher
• The Drinking Man's Diet
• The Dropouts March
• The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
• There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
• Turn Back The Clock
• Twelve Days Of Christmas
• Westchester Hadassah
• When I Was A Lad
• Wont You Come Home Disraeli
• You Need An Analyst
• You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
• You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
• Your Mother's Here To Stay
• Your Mothers Here To Stay
• Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me