Little Butterball letra

I'm called Little Butterball,
Dear Little Butterball,
'Though I could never tell why.
My calories mount.
My cholesterol count
Is as high as an elephant's eye.
They told me to diet.
I promised I'd try it,
Yet somehow my weight would not budge.
Each Metrecal cookie
To me tasted ookie,
So I covered it with hot fudge.
I ate watercresses,
And other such messes,
And pushed all my favorites aside.
I said to the caterers,
"No more mashed potaterers,
Just baked, and hash browned, and french fried."
I sing this sad song
'Cause my diet went wrong,
'Though I honestly tried to pay heed.
I don't care how high
Is an elephant's eye,
But an elephant's rear I don't need!

Allan Sherman - Letras

• Al N Yetta
• Americas A Nice Italian Name
• An Average Song
• Automation
• Barry Is The Babys Name
• Beautiful Teamsters
• Camp Granada
• Chim Chim Cheree
• Crazy Downtown
• Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
• Good Advice
• Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
• Hail To Thee Fat Person
• Harvey And Sheila
• Headaches
• Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
• Here's To The Crabgrass
• Holiday For States
• Hungarian Goulash No 5
• I Can't Dance
• If I Were A Tishman
• It's A Most Unusual Play
• J. C. Cohen
• Little Butterball
• Lotsa Luck
• Me
• Mexican Hat Dance
• My Aunt Minnie
• No One's Perfect
• One Hippopotami
• Pills
• Plan Ahead
• Pop Hates The Beatles
• Shine On, Harvey Bloom
• Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
• Signs
• Spanish Flea
• Strange Things In My Soup
• Sue Me
• That Old Back Scratcher
• The Bronx Bird Watcher
• The Drinking Man's Diet
• The Dropouts March
• The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
• There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
• Turn Back The Clock
• Twelve Days Of Christmas
• Westchester Hadassah
• When I Was A Lad
• Wont You Come Home Disraeli
• You Need An Analyst
• You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
• You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
• Your Mother's Here To Stay
• Your Mothers Here To Stay
• Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me