Spanish Flea letra

It's good to be a Spanish flea.
The Spanish dogs all scratch at me.
I make my home in a spaniel
Called Jose or Manuel
Or Juan,
And I wouldn't put you on.
My summer place is some great dane,
In Barcelona, northern Spain.
And though it rains in July,
I keep dry way up high
'Cause the rain
Falls mainly in the plain.
Ah, but in the wintertime,
I find a cozy saint bernard.
Up the Spanish Alps we climb,
Complete with anti-freeze,
More brandy, please.
I've got a sweetheart flea, cute kid.
Lives on a beagle near Madrid.
If she can sublet her beagle
I'll make her my legal
First wife,
And we'll live a dog's life.
But if she refuses me,
I'm gonna shout, "Who cares!"
And move somewheres.
Perchance I'll fly to southern France,
Where any flea can find romance.
I'll pack my kit and caboodle
And find me a poodle
And dance
'Scuse me, Rover, which way's France?

Allan Sherman - Letras

• Al N Yetta
• Americas A Nice Italian Name
• An Average Song
• Automation
• Barry Is The Babys Name
• Beautiful Teamsters
• Camp Granada
• Chim Chim Cheree
• Crazy Downtown
• Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue
• Good Advice
• Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
• Hail To Thee Fat Person
• Harvey And Sheila
• Headaches
• Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh!
• Here's To The Crabgrass
• Holiday For States
• Hungarian Goulash No 5
• I Can't Dance
• If I Were A Tishman
• It's A Most Unusual Play
• J. C. Cohen
• Little Butterball
• Lotsa Luck
• Me
• Mexican Hat Dance
• My Aunt Minnie
• No One's Perfect
• One Hippopotami
• Pills
• Plan Ahead
• Pop Hates The Beatles
• Shine On, Harvey Bloom
• Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
• Signs
• Spanish Flea
• Strange Things In My Soup
• Sue Me
• That Old Back Scratcher
• The Bronx Bird Watcher
• The Drinking Man's Diet
• The Dropouts March
• The Laarge Daark Aardvark Song
• There's No Governor Like Our New Governor
• Turn Back The Clock
• Twelve Days Of Christmas
• Westchester Hadassah
• When I Was A Lad
• Wont You Come Home Disraeli
• You Need An Analyst
• You Went The Wrong Way Old King Louie
• You're Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me
• Your Mother's Here To Stay
• Your Mothers Here To Stay
• Youre Getting To Be A Rabbit With Me